[Sitting impossibly still with his eyes closed, earbuds in, Goemon has all the appearance of someone who hasn't noticed the mundane swing by. Of course, this is never the case. He raises a hand after a moment, plucking out an earbud. A walkman is tucked into his dogi. Who knows what else he's got in there - plenty of room for a secret stash of snacks, if he really wanted.]
Mundane-san. You have not reviewed this canon in years. [Something like fifteen, I think, l-lol.] If you are serious, then you must commit. A strong future cannot be built on a weak foundation.
[Ah, it's not that serious, Goemon.]
You sound like Lupin.
[I choose to take that as a compliment, lol. What if I just want to have a little fun? Like, say, this dear_player post, maaaaybe a meme, and that's it? Wouldn't you want to stretch your legs a bit?]
When what you do involves another person, you must take responsibility. The consequences do not end with you.
[Damn. I get it, but I mean, you sound like I'm going to toss you into a smut meme, or something.]
Smut...?
[Clearly not a word he has encountered in his Duolingo lessons.
Don't worry about it, Goemon.]
Don't worry about it, Goemon.]
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