石川 五ェ門 ✿ Ishikawa Goemon XIII
21 January 2026 @ 01:23 am
rewatched a couple of red jacket episodes on a whim  
[Sitting impossibly still with his eyes closed, earbuds in, Goemon has all the appearance of someone who hasn't noticed the mundane swing by. Of course, this is never the case. He raises a hand after a moment, plucking out an earbud. A walkman is tucked into his dogi. Who knows what else he's got in there - plenty of room for a secret stash of snacks, if he really wanted.]
 
Mundane-san. You have not reviewed this canon in years. [Something like fifteen, I think, l-lol.]  If you are serious, then you must commit. A strong future cannot be built on a weak foundation.
 
[Ah, it's not that serious, Goemon.]
 
You sound like Lupin.
 
[I choose to take that as a compliment, lol. What if I just want to have a little fun? Like, say, this dear_player post, maaaaybe a meme, and that's it? Wouldn't you want to stretch your legs a bit?]
 
When what you do involves another person, you must take responsibility. The consequences do not end with you.
 
[Damn. I get it, but I mean, you sound like I'm going to toss you into a smut meme, or something.]
 
Smut...?
 
[Clearly not a word he has encountered in his Duolingo lessons.

Don't worry about it, Goemon.]
 
 
Darumi Amemiya
13 January 2026 @ 10:51 pm
Mun got a very specific ending.  
Cut for END ending spoilers )
 
 
Katsura Kotarou 💣 桂 小太郎
10 January 2026 @ 04:45 am
is it still second wind if it's been ten years since the first one  
[ Looks around with a certain sense of nostalgia. Last time he was here, he was having a dramatic death scene with himself... ]

Well. To whomever it may concern: it appears that I am alive.

[ Again. It's a little annoying considering how convincing said death scene was the last time and how much effort they put into it, because now it's all moot and void. Apparently it only takes a rewatch for the player to get sucked back into a cat's anus Gintama. ]

[ Sighs all-sufferingly. ]


But at what cost...

[ The cost is him having the time of his life so far, honestly, but he can't just not complain in a place like this! ]